Baby: uh, mom, I still don't have a guhlfwend.
Me: oh? Why not?
Baby: well...guhlfwends just weally cweep me out.
Me: oh, okay. Good.
Baby: hey mom. You know why dey cweep me out?
Me: why?
Baby: dey cweep me out cause dey jus talk so much.
A few minutes later we drive past a house and there are several women standing outside talking. One of them has long braids in her hair and a scarf tied around it. He says, "Jack Sparrow is at their house!"
My funny baby will be four tomorrow. FOUR! I can't even believe it.

2 comments:
Wow, at four he already has things figured out! Happy birthday Baby who's not a baby anymore!
...not yet, but just wait a few years and he will have plenty of gulfwends! Happy Birthday Ian.
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